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I'm gonna punch the christ outta your heart

Jesus is funny. Plain and simple. Violent Jesus is funny b/c it is supposedly an oxymoron. This game is funny primarily b/c folks take it so seriously. If there was a Jesus, if there is some god who made mankind in his image, let's hope the bastard at least has some sense of humor. If not, why would anyone want to spend eternity with him? I love the "you must be Jewish" remark. I love the ignorance of Americans. There are only two options when it comes to religion: Christian or filthy Jew, right? Let us forget about Hindu, Muslim, Shinto, Buddhism, Agnosticism, Atheism, New-age, and the other hundred or so belief systems populating this Earth. Hate to scare you god-fearing Christians, but most of the Earth is not Christian. Your god is doing a crappy job of getting his "word" spread and accepted. I also enjoy those that are insisting on the removal of this game especially those who admit not playing it. One person stated that the existence of this game was "pushing his [Tommunism's] beliefs on others. Is it just me, or did everyone have the option to watch or not watch this? Is insisting that it be removed from the site b/c it does not coincide with the close-minded views of many of the NG fans not in reality the true forcing of one's beliefs on another. I am not Christian or Jewish or anything and I am neither offended or harmed by this. By demanding the removal of this, you are impinging on my rights and others like me. Say, hypothetically that I were a satanist and someone posted a Kill Satan game on the site that offended me. I bet everyone would find it utterly ridiculous if I demanded it be removed. You can say,"oh but that is different, god is sacred, this is sacreligious." Bullshit. This site exists in America and is mostly visited by Americans. Church and state are separate. You may wish it weren't so, but I promise you, you would regret it if it weren't and the major religion was not your own. Freedom of religion is a founding doctrine for this country, therefore what you consider sacred is not necessarily so for someone else. By law, you are to respect this, not bash it and it is illegal to insist that others not have the same outlet to express their views as you, as a Christian would have. Finally, I don't think Tommunism was even trying to make a statement, I think he just found the absurdity and taboo of nailing a "faggot-spewing" Jesus to the cross to be funny. I agree with him. If you do not, don't watch it. If you want to vote 0, fine. If you vote "X," you are an asshole and perhaps you should move to another country better suited to your unireligious needs.

The game- Tom it's pretty good, but it ran really fast on my computer and was hard as a bitch. I know you said it was thrown together quickly, so it's an achievement in comparison to labor hours. Keep bringing us cool shit.

hubris

When someone has a load screen saying "1500K- worth the wait," and then displays a piece less funny and entertaining than self-castration; then that person should be kicked in the nuts. I love the nonsense at the end about another entry by another fan that is called porno and adolescent, as oppossed to what? This refined mature-themed piece? I don't mean to bash this fella, he's probably all of 14 anyway. Keep working at Flash, you could do better if you keep practicing. Don't ever put "well worth the wait" if it isn't. Why the hell was this piece 1500K anyway? There was almost no animation and bad audio.

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Jason Milligan @fourchinnigan

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